Cold Call: BELIEVE

Tonight’s Cold Call reading suggests that whoever it is, whatever promises are being made, you should pay attention. Your subconscious is screaming “YES!!! YES!!! YES!!!” and it might not be a bad idea to see what happens. Someone is ready to come clean, to start anew. Despite what you’ve experienced in the past (AND HOW MUCH IT’S F*CKING HURT), people can change, and once in a great while, they’re worth a second or third chance. Not very often. But this time, it could work. Keep your dreams realistic and take responsibility for your own happiness (whatever that means to you), but it’s okay to trust. 

Cold Call–Kick ’em to the Curb!

While waiting for the paint to dry on my latest art project, I got the distinct impression that someone out there needs a reading. Right now. In fact, it was one of my spirit guides, “Angus,” who stepped in and kept poking me until I got the cards out. My guides don’t usually use the cards (in fact, Angus kept bitching about the “new-fangled designs” on the Rider-Waite deck) but sometimes they do give us something to focus on during these impromptu channeling sessions.

Here’s the spread, and Angus’ interpretation.

“Oh. Oh, blooy hell, my dear. Your imagination and spirit transcends that of the company you keep. You must be your own champion. You MUST. There’s no getting around it, and I’m afraid this means you’ll have to leave someone behind. Break the established rules of the relationship, snap them right in twain, and bugger anyone who tries to hold you to their own out-dated standards and expectations. It might have worked for you once, but open your fekkin’ eyes, love, it’s done; it’s time to move on. Rip off the band-aid and get on with it. Do not–NOT–succumb to someone else’s ‘woe-is-me’, lest it become ‘woe-is-you.’ Aren’t you better than that? Stronger? You’ve got such vision, such spirit. Why in the world would you let them define or constrain what you’re about to become? Moody selfish bastards; you don’t need them. There’s naught wrong with bathing in the blood and tears of your captors, physical or spiritual.”

Angus isn’t known for pulling punches.

The Story So Far…

Hey there! Been busy. Websites to build. The Internet is not nearly big enough yet. Today seemed like a good time for a cold reading, though…


I think this one’s kind of for everyone right now. When I was shuffling the cards, I got a very strong sense that these three little cards apply to so many people that it might just as well be a reading for everyone in the world in general.

Change is in the air. It’s undenyable. It’s unavoidable. Yet so many people are resisting it that it’s starting to become a THING. This transformation will not be blocked forever, because it WILL happen. The dam is about to burst. Let’s try to channel this tsunami of energy into something that will benefit everyone.

You know what? Well-placed chaos is okay. Chaos leads to opportunities that lead to transformation that leads to growth. Get to know that voice deep within you — the one that’s a little (or a lot) different from what you’ve been taught. It’s really okay to step into something new. Quit trying to fight and guard and resist, and start reaching out to help.

This is the beginning of a whole new phase of clear thinking. We can all still draw lines in the sand; but do take a moment to step back and see what kind of pattern all these lines are making. Consider how your lines can be a contribution, rather than a barricade, to the beautiful new shape that’s being drawn.

The world is changing, and that’s okay.

Where is the Reverend?

Twitter! That’s where.

You should follow me over there. (Get it? Follow! Follow me TO Twitter where you can follow me ON Twitter! See what I did there?)

Not that I won’t be posting here, too, but probably not 10 times a day like I do there.

(Oh, god, I just realized that I posted the link to this over on my Twitter page, so you could follow those links back and forth and back and forth and back and forth forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. STOP. JUST STOP NOW. YOUR BROWSER PROBABLY HAS TABS, JUST USE ANOTHER TAB.)

You can also catch me in person around Portland, Seattle and elsewhere in the PNW, where we’re all gearing up for the spring and summer show season. Here’s one of the first official Big Deals of the Year: The Talent Within Z-Man Scholarhip Finals! There will be bands (including my favorite, The Back Alley Barbers), celebrity performers and judges, and merch booths. Come by and get your cards read (or make an appointment if it’s too loud), and pick up some magixal crafts for your own esoteric experiments.

The Talent Within Z-Man Scholarship Finals

April 26, Chiles Center, Portland OR

No Divinations = Nothing Will Happen

If you’ve been feeling lost without my Daily Divinations lately, then you’re probably one of those people who develops addictions very quickly, as I’ve only done three of them.

My attention has been elsewhere. The Grimagix Network is getting a complete overhaul. This new blog is only one piece of the giant patchwork puzzle, and I didn’t really expect to have time to keep it up every day while the rest of the site(s) are getting torn down and re-built (better! stronger! faster! More SEO-friendly! But not too SEO-friendly, since the sites are not built for the enjoyments of robots!) and bulked up and polished. I’ll be back soon! I’m looking forward to the day when I’ll just have to create new content and updates for ten or twelve sites that are already in good working order.

I’m not even going to tell you what I dreamed about last night, because it’s none of your business and it would probably make you blush.

So I just thought I’d pop in and say hello and tell you that you’ll have to read your own portents for awhile longer. Why don’t you leave a comment and let me know what you find out?